You Know You're a Mommy When...

Happily, most of the things listed below remind me that I am the mother of 3 kids.  Hope you say yes to a few of these as well.

You Know You're a Mommy When...

• Spit-up and boogies don't freak you out.
• Having someone whisper your name right by your face, in the middle of the night doesn't make you call the cops
• Mac and cheese and chicken nuggets are a balanced meal
• Your dinner comes from the leftovers on your children's plates
• You can clean anything with a disposable wipe
• You hide the good food, so you don't have to share (in our house: ice cream and chips)
• You can make a toddler cry with "THE LOOK"
• You know how to remove marker scribbles from walls...and floors...and carpet
• You can maneuver through the Child's Playscape at any local fast food joint with stealth and agility
• You know all the places where "Kids Eat Free" and use it to your advantage
• You can soothe them back to sleep from a nightmare like no one else
• Your kids are bathed and dressed better than you
• You can carry a diaper bag, a toddler, a baby carrier and unlock the front door without dropping anything

These are just a few that came to mind, the list could go on forever.  What was your Mommy moment?